Killer Job Opportunity

I may have to make unusual job opportunities into a regular feature:

Funeral Preplanning

One of the most exciting & financially rewarding areas of funeral service. If you are interested in this emerging field that never has a recession, you owe it to yourself to join us. First year comm. & bonuses in excess of $50,000. Company leads provided at no cost. Ins. lic. req'd. Mgmt oppty. Marshalls FH. Fax resume to 301-736-5548

Emphases mine, natch.