The Washington Fancy

News parody published under pen name Doug Limey

• DC Under Siege by Roving Segway Gangs
  
• Obama Abandons Principals, at School Picnic
  
• California's Proposition 8 to be Tried by Golden Retriever
  
• Anthony Weiner, Tired of Crude Jokes, Changes Name to Ned
  
• Bachmann Presidential Run Shocks--Shocks!--Nation
  
• Mitt Romney Literally Melts Down at Campaign Stop
  
• Republicans Enraged at Jon Huntsman's Statement of the Obvious
  
• Armageddon Strikes New York With Legalization of Gay Marriage
  
• Michele Bachmann Praises John Wayne Gacy
  
• Transcript: Obama Comforts Nation Over Agonizing Casey Anthony Trial
  
• Sarah Palin Embarks on Pre-Cancelled Tour
  
• Washington Outraged by Harsh Language
  
• Obama Orders Drone Strike on Casey Anthony
  
• Atlanta Schools to Make Cheating Mandatory
  
• Clinton on Karzai Assassination: "A Sign of How Much We've Accomplished in Afghanistan" (Full Remarks)
  
• LEAKED: Marcus Bachmann Writes Musical Number Proving He's Straight
  
• England Declares Murdoch Pie-Thrower a National Hero
  
• House Republicans: If You Don't Lower Taxes, We'll Shoot This Dog
  
• Majority of Americans "Totally Cool" With National Default
  
• Norway Terror Suspect Had Jihadist Ties (UPDATED)
  
• Dozens Asphyxiated as Debt Ceiling Debate Sucks Up DC's Oxygen
  
• Americans Dreading August 2nd: Wes Craven's Birthday
  
• Obama Harbors Hardcore Centrism Fetish
  
• Moody Wall Street Threatens to Jump Off a Cliff
  
• GOP: Obama to Blame For Letting Us Damage U.S. Credit Rating
  
• TIME Magazine's George Washington Cover Sparks Controversy
  
• Rick Perry Apologizes For Bernanke Remarks