Saturday, August 29, 2009

Laying Kennedy to Rest

A wake and a funeral, Camelot fit;
Republican words of his loyalty, grit.
Now that Ted is passed,
Is broke the sail's mast:
The Democrat Senate boat's something adrift.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Ted Kennedy, R.I.P.

A congressman, drunk driver, scorn of the right;
Ted Kennedy, all these, has lost th' cancer fight.
What more does one say?
At th' end of the day,
The Senator lion is sleeping tonight.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Inglourious Basterds Review

There's less than expected o' Kill Bill-style splatter,
More of Tarantino's old plot-driving chatter.
A Jewish revenge
Tale somewhat unhinged,
Inglourious Basterds should quell many natt'rers.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Barack Obama's Birtherday

The Birthers, by the birthplace issue gripped,
Have yet to get onto a BIRTHDAY trip:
On August Four,
Not o' woman born--
Barack was from his mother's womb untimely ripped!*

*Not really.