Healthcare Two-fer

GOP Chairman Michael Steele says,

“The risk of reforming our health care’s too large.
We’re under attack from a one-party barge!
We can't play dice with
Our future like this
(Unless the Republican party’s in charge).”

President Obama says,

“The status quo’s rotten. The system’s unfair.
To beat me my foes will risk your health care.
I will fight the costs,
Make th’ deficit lost.
How can that be done? …Hey, look over there!”