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"Benjamin was the oldest animal on the farm, and the worst tempered. He seldom talked, and when he did, it was usually to make some cynical remark—for instance, he would say that God had given him a tail to keep the flies off, but that he would sooner have had no tail and no flies." - Animal Farm

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Polanski's Still a Rapist

Polanski, who sure makes a great picture show,
Had sex with a thirteen-aged girl who said 'no.'
He skipped town to boot,
But punishment? Shoot!
To actually try him is evil. You know?
Posted by Benjamin at 5:39 PM
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