The 9/12 Project

Glenn Beck wants t' revisit September the twelfth,
By protesting Nazis, and Stalin, and health?
The country supported
Its leader. God forbid!
Glenn Beck would implode if he gave Barack help.

The Shot-Off Mouth Heard Round the World

Joe Wilson, in order the Dems to out-ass,
Did heckle Obama. "You lie!" so he gnashed.
The rival o' this bitcher's
Now half a mil richer.
Joe acted the douchebag, and so he got splashed.

Van Jones Resigns

Van Jones, the Green Czar, has Obama now shorn
For signing a Truther petition. I'm torn.
He should have been vetted,
But we've folks embedded
In Congress who doubt where Obama was born.

School Speech Backlash Builds

'The President urging kids study and learn
Is brainwashing so that they'll Socialist turn.'
The charge may sound wild,
But wanting your child
As stupid as you's a legit'mate concern.

Possible Troop Request on the Horizon

McChrystal, to tackle Afghanistan's troubles
Wants increasing troop numbers (possibly double?).
This never-tamed place,
Like shaving one's face:
A war on beards: evermore razing down stubble.

Bachmann's Advice: Slit Your Wrists. Seriously!

'The best means of beating the health care reformers
Is cultic wrist-slitting,' so Bachmann has warned. Er...
One thing is certain:
With their wrists blood squirtin',
Support for the bill will be more uniformer.

Your Liberal Media at Work

'Law breaking through torture and murder's okay,
If you've a good reason,' does Dick Cheney say.
Chris Wallace plays nice
With President o' Vice.
So much sucking off, even sickens this gay.

Laying Kennedy to Rest

A wake and a funeral, Camelot fit;
Republican words of his loyalty, grit.
Now that Ted is passed,
Is broke the sail's mast:
The Democrat Senate boat's something adrift.

Ted Kennedy, R.I.P.

A congressman, drunk driver, scorn of the right;
Ted Kennedy, all these, has lost th' cancer fight.
What more does one say?
At th' end of the day,
The Senator lion is sleeping tonight.

The CIA Torture Program

There's mock executions, rape/power-drill threats,
Beatings with a flashlight, extreme cold duress.
If these you applaud,
Then please go abroad:
Subject yourself to this, say then it's the best.

Inglourious Basterds Review

There's less than expected o' Kill Bill-style splatter,
More of Tarantino's old plot-driving chatter.
A Jewish revenge
Tale somewhat unhinged,
Inglourious Basterds should quell many natt'rers.

Democrats Seem Set to Go it Alone on Health Bill

For weeks of Republicans spreading false fears
The Dems have called off their negotiatiers.
It's difficult when
Your 'bipartisan'
Means goring your rival with both of the spears.

Public Plan in Danger

The White House must think that it's fighting with fire:
As flame against flame use they ly'ng against liars.
Not by lies topping,
But public plan dropping.
They lie themselves down to be run o'er by tires.

Words Matter.

Terri Schiavo was let go for lack of a will.
Now end-of-life counseling's also been killed.
Th' provision died
By death panel lies
Of Palin, whose brain-deadness Schiavo equaled.

Torture, Inc.

Those torture techniques we got from the Chinese?
We bought from SERE trainers with scant expertise.
Psychologists, they,
Spellbound by their pay,
Could not hear the twirling of Hippocrates.